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Like Moses delivering forth the Ten Commandments, Henry Owings

is bringing music fans The Rock Bible an insider's guide to living

the rock 'n' roll dream. This hilarious rulebook is full of dos and

don'ts for musicians, wannabe musicians, and rock fans of all ages.

Here's what The Rock Bible has to say about Singers: 'When you feel

like stage-diving, make sure the people in the front row like your

music enough to catch you.'Backstage antics: 'Couches at rock clubs

have never been cleaned. Think of the crazy things that have been

done on these couches, and then proceed at great personal

risk.'Lifestyle: 'If you want to die while in a famous rock band,

there are four options. 1. Suicide. 2. Car or plane crash. 3. Drug

overdose. 4. Murdered by a crazy relative. Just pick one and stick

with it.' Complete with faux-biblical illustrations and parables

and essays from comedian Patton Oswalt, drummer Brian Teasley, and

professional smartass Andrew Earles, The Rock Bible is a rude and

raunchy look at the best and worst of rock 'n' roll.

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